The Big Easy
It's oil spill time down in The Big Easy.
I don't work on salvaging gnarled wrecks like this guy:
And I really don't clean up oiled snakes like this guy (serious heebeejeebeez):
I mostly sit around for long days mapping areas that are oiled and habitats that are damaged and will need to be restored in the days, months, and years ahead. The next time your buddy asks you to cut off an 800 ft tanker full of styrene and biodiesel. Don't.
So long fit summer. It's all po'boys all the time.
2 comments:
OILED SNAKES? That has got to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a week. What did you do at work today, honey? Massaged snakeoil off a snake.
A recent study found that poboys, in the right quantity, can help provide fuel for athletes. Fuel for Starcrossed!
Yeah there have been a few snakies. Ali-gators too! I heard that F&W found one snake who started shedding his skin because of the oil on him. They helped him to get out of the rest of it and then he slithered on his way totally clean. Easy peasy.
I'd love to see the paper that says french bread, butter, meat, and mayo is good for athletes. I found a grocery store that has some healthy stuff, but most of the time I'm stuck at the command post and subject to what they have at all hours. And I brought Kermit, but haven't even unpacked him yet!
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