Saturday, December 16, 2006

The Lorax Strikes Back

We had ourselves a little storm up here this weekend. If you consider "little" more like a hurricane-strength storm that brought western WA to a standstill as trees lay strewn across roads and powerlines and cars and houses. One million people were without power, and most still are. It began on Thursday afternoon while I was in Anacortes for work. A hundred of us were glued to the NOAA radar and weather reports, while the organizers of the drill we were participating in paid no heed to our anxiety and "graciously" offered to let us go by 3 p.m. Oh great, right as the rainstorm is sweeping up I-5 and everyone including Jesus is trying to get home! Thanks! For 2 hours I white-knuckled south on I-5 as my 2 coworkers fell fast asleep, entrusting me with their lives. The rain was so hard it was like having a fire hose on the windshield. Oh I get it! Who needs to see? We'll all just crawl down the interstate at 25mph and pray that we don't collide with everyone else who's driving blind. Oh and all that "lightning" I thought I saw brightening the sky....Oh no.... today I find out it was the glow from transformers expoding up and down Snohomish and King Counties. Somehow I managed to deliver my coworkers safely to our office parking lot and I left for home on the backroads of Edmonds, dodging huge rubber garbage cans and limbs pelting the road.

That night I split time between watching the news and keeping an eye on the alders outside my window that swayed like kelp in the fast currents of Deception Pass. I estimated how far they were from me and how fast I could run if I started to see them go. The news reporters were outside holding anometers that registered over 60mph, traffic was snarled, and BMWs floated helplessly in the flooded urban landscape. Sleep finally lured me to bed and I wondered what the world would be like the next morning.

My eyes opened at first light and I peered at my clock. It was on. It wasn't blinking. I have power! I got up and inventoried my surroundings. No gaping holes. No blasts of wind. No squirrels making themselves at home on my kitchen counter or abandoned crow nests on my couch. I turned on the tv and for the next 2 hours sat stunned at what had happened in such a short period of time. One million without power. Thousands of downed trees everywhere. State of emergency. The trees had attacked and apparently they had won.

Later that Friday afternoon I ventured out of my little hole with my bike to see what I could find. I figured the Burke would be impassable so I wound down to Lake Washington Blvd and it didn't take long to see cars smashed beneath huge evergreens or houses slashed like butter from falling trees. DOT crews had obviously been hard at work all morning because most of the roads I traveled had evidence of fallen trees being chainsawed to clear the way for traffic. The road through the Arboretum was closed, however. Ooohh that must have been a good one. I met Jane and we ventured up to the I-90 portal. Signs indicated the road up there was closed, but having bikes we paid no attention. But DAMN. We came upon a scene like no other. A huge old oak (?) had fallen across the road and slammed into 2 houses across the street, breaking through one house's roof, and literally smashing the other like a bug. I stood there with my jaw dropped. I couldn't believe the destruction. Crews worked machinery to extract the limbs from the smashed house. What had once been a family's sanctuary was now like a crippled doll house dropped from high above. Their belongings inside lay exposed and covered in debris, so immaterial to the swift maw of destruction around it. I talked to a neighbor and he said the tree fell around 5 a.m. and the mom was awake in the living room when she heard the cracking, and went into the next room to grab her twins. They all escaped ok.

There are other stories of people running out of gas and offering $25/gallon, of people buying generators only to run them inside and become exposed to carbon monoxide poisoning. Transformers up and down the state are destroyed and will take days, if not weeks, to replace. And there's a cold snap that the storm brought with it. So all those without power also have to find a way to stay warm. Everyone seems to be managing fairly well. The biggest complaint I've heard from my friends is their quest for morning coffee.

I'm infinitely lucky. The most I lost was my Internet connection for a few days. But I had power and I had heat. Complete luxuries. Janna and Duncan came over this afternoon like eastside refugees, enjoying the warmth and a hot shower. Mr. India called last night to make sure I wasn't huddling over my Pocketrocket stove to keep warm. It was so sweet to hear his voice and tell him everyone was ok and to relay the craziness of the experience. Zack moves to the adventures of India and in only 3 months he manages to miss 2 natural disasters back home. Hopefully I don't bring any with me when I get there in 12 days.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

A little mountain prayer

I was doing a tempo workout on my trainer tonight while watching The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. From the initial scene where they zoom in to the tall sharp peak where the Grinch calls home, I thought of the 3 climbers that have been lost on Mt. Hood since this weekend. They've been up there for at least 4 days in some of the worst winter conditions we've had all season. As of Friday, one man was injured and in a snow cave that his 2 friends made for him at around 10k before they set out for help. He was able to call his family and briefly tell them what happened, but that was the last communication. SAR has been out ever since looking for the men, but 70mph winds, heavy snow accumulation, and avalanche danger have held them back or to the lower elevations. A Blackhawk was able to launch today during a break in the weather, but no word on the climbers.

So on this day when we're safe and warm at home enjoying the peacefulness of the pre-holiday season, please say a little prayer for the 3 men lost on a mountain full of winter's fury. Tell them that the whole nation is thinking about them and the men and women of the mountains send all their strength and love.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Starbuxom

Santa came early and delivered the rest of our team kit this weekend. The one piece I coveted was my new skinsuit. I was so stoked to try it on. I love skinsuits. They just scream FAST. You can be slow as molasses, but put that bugger on and in your mind you're 10 mph faster. No pockets, no excess fabric, nothing to get between you and the clock. You're sleek, you're hot, you're FAST.

Back in October I tried on two sample skinsuits that the manufacturer sent us and I decided to get the smaller size because the larger one was too long in the legs and arms, and too loose in the shoulders. The smaller one screamed "YES! I'll take seconds off your kilo!" So with that I went.

Then Santa delivered the goods. I pulled the lightweight, silky mass of fabric out of its plastic covering, excited at the thought of how fast I'd be just wearing it around the house in my slippers. I looked at the garment and thought, "Gosh, you're kinda small." The garment looked back at me and said, "Am I in the right house?" But everyone knows lycra stretches so I pulled it on.

Now the first time I pulled one of these things on it was in the porta-potty at the track and when I came out I thought I was pretty hot stuff. I couldn't see myself, but just prancing around I knew I was bad. Then I got home and took one look in the mirror and screamed. Those headlights!! There was no hiding what was staring right back at me. I quickly emailed Jane and Molly admonishing them for letting me go around all night like that. "You looked so GOOD!" they both said. Complements aside, it took me a while to get used to the free show, which I eventually did, headlights and all.

But now, staring back at me in my new kit, weren't some cute little headlights lean from a summer of racing, but a towering set of humps gloriously over-accentuated by the team's bold lettered logo stretched wide across my chest in a slightly too small skinsuit. Howard Schultz's moniker popped out in 3-dimensional, Lara Croft CGI.

I cursed this stupid Zone 1/Zone 2, easy winter workout crap for not getting my metabolism high enough to burn these puppies off. Intervals!! I need intervals, dammit!!! Riding around in circles until you want to throw up does wonders for weight loss. If eating healthy doesn't do it, scare the anaerobic threshold out of it I say. "Six months, six months," I thought. Over the next 6 months I'll start bridging up with intervals until finally my body screams unkle and my wintery cream puffs melt away like a snowman with the seasons. Six long months to bring these buxom gifts back to a more manageable state before I have to don this skinsuit in public. Howard gets enough free advertising with our kits. I'm not doling out any more promotions.

And it's all going to start with a month in India. A few weeks of rice and dahl and some intestinal bugs and I'll be well on my way.

Starbuxom - coined by Jane the Track Rabbit, Dec '07 :)

Friday, December 08, 2006

I <3 my team

What could be better than being led by your captain to bar hop in Ballard after voting in mass amounts of estrogen into the MVA board and enjoying the company of BeeBop Records and black labs with toys and local made bike t-shirts and racing and wine and power meters and heart rate zones and LSDs and local politics and dreams about the upcoming year....? Well a few things (including those on the other side of the world), but this was the glass-toasting, conversations never ending, endless smiles kind of night at the end of a very rough, hard working, long hours, small moments of personal satisfaction yet ungrateful week that reminded me of the good things to be thankful for and to feel blessed for being at this particular juncture. Thanks so much for the wine and garlic fries and laughter and endless conversation and concern about traversing the Ballard Bridge.