I like big butts

A guy I work with commutes on a red Fuji track bike. I saw him today and he was complaining that riding a fixed gear makes his butt big from pushing a big single gear and that his pants are tighter because of it. I laugh at the thought that I could use this as an excuse for my tight jeans, but he says, "Oh no....don't get me wrong...it looks great on a girl, but not on a guy. I don't want a big butt." I think in his own meathead way there was a complement in there somewhere.